Gefesselte Feenwesen

Große stehende Laterne, an die vier umherfliegende Feenwesen mit dicken Seilen angebunden sind

„Don’t be shy, come to my abode. They don’t bite. Unless I tell them to. So please don’t touch them. They may seem small, but they are rich in magical power. I won’t ask you questions about your purpose of buying them, that’s absolutely none of my business. Especially if you pay full price and add a little extra.

Do you want the plants in your garden to grow more quickly? Do you want your flowers to blossom more brightly? Then these pretty pixies are for you. And what do we have here? A special fairy kind that will lead you straight to treasure or bring you back home if you are lost. Please note: we take no responsibility for the possible dangers on the road.

„What’s in the box?“ you ask. Oh, these are not for sale. Only for our regular clients who already know how to handle the creatures. You see, those are particularly dangerous, and we don’t want to put you in danger. Unless you sign these papers real quick confirming that you’ll refrain from any possible complaints in the future. These fairies are exceptionally mischievous. Lure someone into deadly bogs, steal a child, lay a curse… you name it. Devoid of conscience, they are limited only by your imagination.

Of course, I didn’t tell you any of that. So… Do we have a deal?„